Featured writer: Drew Gates

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Image: Green Ant Press

Image: Green Ant Press/Glenno

I met Drew Gates in a poetry class where he read out his frank, lyrical writing. I discovered his unique turn of phrase, and to this day I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone else say ‘smear’ or ‘syrup lover’ quite like him. Actually, it’s ‘syruplover’ and that word belongs to Drew. He’s fronted bands, written novels and is now running a publishing house, Green Ant Press — ‘underground books for above ground people.’

You’re a writer, musician, why branch out into publishing?

Fiction and punk rock just weren’t paying the bills. I have tried every conceivable type of job and was left feeling so unfulfilled and demented at the end of the day I had to get shitfaced and break things. Writing is the only thing that doesn’t bore the shit out of me and publishing just seemed like a natural progression.

How did Green Ant Press come about?

At the moment I am publishing my own work – five titles planned for this year. Next year I have two zine compendiums planned and a photo book featuring the work of a Sydney punk photographer from the ‘90s. Publishing my work in this way is fundamentally different from self-publishing as all my work goes through the same processes it would in any other publishing house. I wanted a uniquely Australian name for the press and Green Ant was fitting. Aboriginals used to bite off their abdomens to eat – I have tried it, they are sugary sweet. Vicious bite in the front with a sweet arse.

What don’t you like about the publishing process?

I fucking hate the IT side of things. I have had to learn all kinds of IT shit and it has driven me insane – punched out several flat screens. Luckily, people throw out flat screens that aren’t that big, so I have a surplus of them. It doesn’t surprise me that a disproportionate number of IT workers are sexual deviants, rockspiders and creepy nerds. Fuck them!

It’s a difficult for publishing, especially print. Where do you think it’s going?

I think we are on the cusp of a brand new era of publishing. Five years ago was a depressing time but I think the dawn has truly broken. I believe that Print on Demand is going to be the Mp3 for the publishing industry. There are definite parallels with where publishing in print is going and what happened to vinyl when CDs came out. There was a major slump but the true music lovers stuck to vinyl (it is all I listen to). Today, there is a resurgence in popularity for vinyl but who the fuck listens to CDs?

What about eBooks?

I personally can’t read eBooks but have nothing against them. What a lot of bands are doing nowadays is releasing their music digitally and if it is popular they do a limited release on vinyl. I can see a similar thing happening with eBooks – if they are popular, a print run is done.

You’ve just released the third print of your book ‘The Crooked Beat,’ congratulations. Tell us about your novel.

Thanks! From the ages of 18-21 I travelled around South East Asia and India doing the ‘party circuit.’ I supported a smack habit by selling acid at the parties. The Crooked Beat takes place in the final months of this time. My best mate had just OD’d and I was fucked. The parties were insane, insane, insane and I didn’t care about anything except making sure they never stopped.

 What about ‘Blockpanda’?

When I decided to start my own publishing house, all the constraints of writing with a publisher in mind evaporated like a puddle of rancid piss in the sun. The sky was the limit and the limit was mine to define. Blockpanda is a word I created and means something/someone that is hilarious in a completely unhinged, insane way. It is the first in a trilogy I call the ‘Psychedelic Evolution Trilogy’ – I am currently working on the sequel, Electric Spaghetti, which is another ‘odd-future’ novel about multinational pharmaceutical companies creating cult armies out of ex-addicts via detox intervention. Naturally, it ends with the radiant emergence of a psychedelic dictator called SHE.

Who does your cover art?

The Crooked Beat was done by a well-known Tiki artist in Vancouver called Dan Shnier. All my other artwork is done by my old mate Glenno, amazing stuff! I would be positively rooted for artwork if he hadn’t helped out – check out his work. Smear on over to my publishing house, Green Ant Press at if you haven’t got any dosh but still want to read some of my shit, smear on over to my heinous blog, Underneath the Stairwell.

What’s next?

Spending hours and hours each day writing in a darkened room, my mind spreads out and fanciful visions dance before my eyes. In one of my wild eyed dreams I envision a world covered in psychedelic bat-shit and AIDS.

 Yep, that’s Drew.

Image: Drew Gates

Image: Drew Gates

You won’t find Mr Gates at writers’ festivals, retreats or applying for an art grant. He is much too busy writing to do what amounts to mutual masturbation. Drew is currently working on his fourth book. He blogs at Underneath the Stairwell and is the founder of Green Ant Press.

Featured Writer: KL Joy

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Image: KL Joy

Image: KL Joy

I was born in the early 1970s in Victoria, Australia and had a normal, suburban, family upbringing – but I always leaned toward the fire. If it was off centre then that’s where you would find me.

I didn’t apply myself at school; I preferred to push the boundaries within the ranks. It was a great surprise when I got into university as a mature age student. I was enamoured by academia and decided to do it at my own pace to soak up the atmosphere. After 6 years I completed a B.A. (Soc. Sci.) in Sociology at La Trobe University. During this time I learned a lot about watching people and writing.

With my curious, gypsy-like nature, I took off around Australia. During this
time that I did life modelling for artists and met a fetish photographer. He
changed my life and introduced me to the people in fetish wear and the BDSM
subcultures – so the love affair began.

I became enthralled with BDSM subcultures but remained on the fringe in order to
remain unaffected. I was a voyeur. I met and talked with lots of people which led to a catalyst
of my own and my first book; Catalyst: Stories of Awakening. My second book Desire: Stories of Secret Longing is due out in 2013.

Other publications include:

DUDE:’zine Issue #3 Lovers and Sub’s Night Out: a prequel to Catalyst

I’m happy for you all to stalk me on my blog, Facebook, FetLife or Twitter all of which can be found through www.kljoy.com

Midnight Malanga

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LRO_FBprofile008_guestblogby SHER GILLARD

This story contains adult content

It is Friday night and all day my head has been filled with her and little else. I leave the porch light on, our sign that I am alone and she is to come, always late, always near midnight. She arrives carrying the wine and the flowers she presents to me with each visit, requesting glasses and the cork screw.

I have come to visit, but only to talk. Nothing more.’

I watch her as she replaces the flowers in the vase for the fresh bouquet she has brought. ‘Of  course. Tonight is a night for tongues.’

The pop of the cork startles her. She turns her head and nods. I slowly sip the wine while I drink in the sight of her: blonde and soft, tiny in stature but with the longest of legs. She steps back to admire her flower arrangement with hands on hips that appear to have hiked up her skirt a couple of inches

‘There is nothing finer than a burst of natural beauty within one’s home,’ she says as she reaches for the glass I have poured for her.

‘I was admiring the exquisite stems. So long and lean.’

‘Yes, they taper into such a fragrant offering.’

 ‘In celebration of those smells shall we listen to the new recording I purchased of Beethoven’s pastoral symphony? It’s his sex symphony.’

‘His what!?’

‘His six symphony,’ I say innocently.

She looks about the room and frowns. ‘But there is no music player in here.’

‘It is in the bedroom.’

She narrows her eyes at me. ‘I am here to talk. Nothing more.’

 ‘And I am here to listen. Do you object to having my pastoral symphony serve as soundtrack for your voice?’

She stiffens and places her drink on the table. After a bit of a pause she replies to my question by walking over to the flowers and lifting up the vase. She silently follows me into the bedroom.

I insert the CD and wait with a trained patience. ‘Tonight is strictly about freedom of speech. There will be no other liberties taken. Do you understand me?’

‘Yes. I understand you.’

As Beethoven makes a soft entry that fills the room, she begins to slowly undress. After teasing the buttons on her blouse, she slides the zipper of her skirt and glances to see if I am looking. Her underwear is matching, a soft muted pink, understated and expensive.  She slips from bra and panties and takes her time crossing the room to my bed, watching me watch her.

I open the covers and she gently glides in beside me. I know not to touch her. With deliberate small moves she reaches out for me, her hands and fingers inquisitive and sure, exploring my skin. Rubbing her hands against my fully aroused cock she gasps and says I am far too big for her, that she couldn’t possibly cope with my size. I smile for I know what is coming next.

Softly, slowly I begin to caress and touch her long legs, moving my hands along her thighs and up over her hips and her flat smooth belly. My fingers inch towards her breast and the erect pink nipple.  She turns her head and whispers in a shy voice how good my hands feel upon her body.

Kissing her neck and shoulders, her body reacts with pleasure to my lips. I move along her body with a deliberate hesitancy of licks as I make my way back down.  She moves her legs ever so slightly apart so I may slip my tongue along the insides of her thighs.

I can see she is wet with excitement as I part the soft folds of her lips and begin to suck at her clit.  She moves beneath me, making gentle adjustments. . Her pleasure is building as her legs slowly open wider apart, her body telling me she wants me to fuck her. She grasps my cock with both hands, guides it towards herself.  Looking into my eyes, she admonishes me to be careful and not hurt her.

The head of my cock is inside her. I am barely moving when she lifts her hips and pulls me deeper inside. This drenched girl clamps and squeezes my cock, moving with me, matching her desire with my delight.

Now is my turn for she is breathing quickly and wants to move.Her legs are raised and she is holding her knees wide apart for me.  I am driving into her wildly. I cannot help myself. I toss her over on top of me and spread her cheeks from underneath while she sighs and moans. Her skin changes colour as her pleasure builds and peaks.

‘Oh please, you know what I want!’ she cries and once again she is on her back, this time with her legs spread wide apart, her hips meeting mine as we thrust together.

I can feel she is coming and I cannot hold back as I am no longer in control. We are one, together. I am so excited I am pounding into this girl, this beautiful Friday night lover. She lunges forward with her hips, driving me down into her. I can hold back no longer and begin to groan and spill inside her as she trembles and clings to my back with both her arms and legs wrapped tightly around me, her sighs and moans wild and raw. Each time the same dance between us, the girl who comes over wanting to play but with the verbal denials, wine and flowers. Me longing for her arrival, knowing what will follow, but keeping to the rules of the game. She leaves me in the early morning light, quietly dressing, collecting her things, and each time she tells me ‘I shall look for the light.’

© Sher Gillard 2013

Do you want to be the next Feature of the week?

The Fitzroy Frolic – tickets on sale now!

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Fitzroy is a saucy place: Gert-rude Street, Bed-ford Street, Shaft-me Avenue and the Brunswick Strip.

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Image: Mark Russell Dean

Join us for the first ever erotic walking tour of Fitzroy. Over two nights seven writers will perform tales from the collection The Brunswick St Strip in locations around Fitzroy, ending up at the Old Bar for a nightcap.

The Fitzroy Frolic features performances by Atieno, Koraly Dimitriadis, Meg Dunn, Ana Malcolm, Aimee Nichols, Kathryn O’Halloran and Francesca Sasnaitis.

Koraly gets busy at the Brunswick St. Bookstore, Ana Malcolm ponders the love life of insects at PolyEster, Kathryn O’Halloran meets ‘a guitarist from Fitzroy’ at the Evelyn and Aimee Nichols finds a threesome at the Old Bar.

Little Raven’s director, Van Roberts, will be your guide.

Come to the Evelyn (351 Brunswick St, Fitzroy) for a drink at 6.30. The walking tour leaves at 7pm.

Date: 2nd and 3rd of August, 7pm

Cost: $15 includes a copy of one of the letters from The Brunswick St. Strip

Bookings essential – early bird special $10

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See you there, wrap up warm even though you’ll surely get hot!

Featured Writer: Ben John Smith

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Ben is a Melbourne-based writer who runs Horror, Sleaze and Trash. He loves talking shit – send him an email and tell him things you don’t want any one else to know.

I’m a World Famous Poet

Me and my girl
stand
at the kitchen table.
In my hand is a cold tin.
In hers, a flume of pink
champagne.

A girl with massive tits
and the prettiest
brown curls
you ever saw
calls me “the poet”
and
asks to fuck the both of us
in an orgy I couldn’t handle
anyway.

But we have to speak to her boyfriend
‘cause he’s a little bit shy.

On the drive home,
with the passing red lights
a smudge to my
drunken eyes,
I say,

“You hear that, baby?
They called me a poet.
I’m a world-famous poet…”
***
There’s No Way
Sit down,

I pat at the felt seat
beside me.

Pull up your skirt.

Show me your
Amazon thighs,
for the leg show.

Spill the wine
all over the floorboards.

Don’t worry about it,
I’ll clean it up
later
with a second wipe
of a gym sock.

There’s no way,

no-way-Jose,

that we can
pull
back
now
I wanna keep my shirt on
just for a little while.

Until the blood in my body
warms up my skin
while it floods to the
purple tip of my dick.

My foot slips in the wine.
It’s ambient
and
cold.

Even if one of us vomits
there is no way we could
pull
back
now.

***

A dress hem creeping from her thigh
and into the warmth of her
yawning,
blushing crotch. My Bow-legged Baby

Undressed at the height,
breathing white clouds of smoke,
that settle around her lips
and hang heavily
with a dissipated weight
around her nipples.

Glowing grey,
in the awkward neon
of the porch light outside.

The staunch, black, outside.

The television hums in the other room,
just like it always does.

And I yell out the wire screen door
that the next few pages are for her,
as if they have ever been anyone else’s.

***

© 2011 Ben John Smith

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