A Little Raven tradition

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Little Raven has traditions for Halloween (thanks Thomas Caldwell) and Burns Night. So on the 25th of January we have a sip of whisky and look at some of Robert Burns’s finest work. Saucy!

‘Nine inch will please a lady’, Robert Burns

Come rede me dame, come tell me dame,
My dame come tell me truly,
What length o’ graith when weel ca’d hame
Will sair a woman duly?”
The carlin clew her wanton tail,
Her wanton tail sae ready,
‘l learn’d a sang in Annandale,
Nine inch will please a lady.’

‘But for a koontrie cunt like mine,
In sooth we’re not sae gentle;
We’ll tak tway thumb-bread to the nine,
And that is a sonsy pintle.
Oh, Leeze me on, my Charlie lad,
I’ll ne’er forget my Charlie,
Tway roaring handfuls and a daud
He nidged it in fu’ rarely.’

But wear fa’ the laithron doup
And may it ne’er be thriving,
It’s not the length that makes me loup
But it’s the double drivin.
Come nidge me Tom, come nidge me Tom
Come nidge me, o’er the nyvel
Come lowse an lug your battering ram
And thrash him at my gyvel!

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